I work for a very chick-friendly company. So friendly in fact, that the majority of the team can boast of not just one, but two X chromosomes - an anomaly in the industry.
As so many colleagues are kicking it up in the Land of Milk and Mummy right now, management keeps an ever paranoid eye over the rest of us fecund beauties for any signs of the ubiquitous baby bump. So, I’ve compiled a list of best practices to get them to chill out and focus on something other than the state of our ovaries, like my bottom line.
Here goes :
1) Blame disproportionate responses on PMS. Poor boys will redden up like a soaked tampon when you mention anything related to “The Cycle”.
2) Overdose on caffeine - mainly, because you can. ODing on anything while pregnant is generally considered a major no no.
3) Get sloshed at the office Q2 Results Party. Seriously, it’s the only reason I drink.
And just cuz messing with their minds is so easy, every other month whip out a box of delicious Earth Mama Angel Baby’s Organic Milkmaid Tea.